What can you do with a puddle?<\/p>\n

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This list contains the 26 uses I came up for a “puddle” in 5 minutes when doing Exercise 3 from the post 8 Steps to Make Any Story Funnier<\/a><\/p>\n

Uses for a puddle:<\/p>\n

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1. Swimming bath for birds<\/li>\n
2. Foot bath for the poor<\/li>\n
3. A place to wash your toes<\/li>\n
4. A place to drown a rat<\/li>\n
5. Tiny ocean for ants<\/li>\n
6. Making an ant tsunami<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

   <Here I thought “This exercise is getting really difficult!><\/em><\/p>\n

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   1. Collecting rainwater<\/li>\n
   2. Jumping in<\/li>\n
   3. Swimming pool for the poor<\/li>\n
   4. Reservoir for the really thirsty<\/li>\n
   5. Mirror for checking make-up when drunk in the gutter<\/li>\n
   6. Cleaning shoes<\/li>\n
   7. Making a splish, splash sound<\/li>\n
   8. For moving hand in while chatting to someone (like people do in pool when being flirty)<\/li>\n
   9. Washing your dog really badly<\/li>\n
   10. Scaring cats<\/li>\n
   11. Belly flop<\/li>\n
   12. Wetting pedestrians with a car<\/li>\n
   13. Driving past in a lorry for a low-budget tsunami simulator<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

       <Here I thought “This exercise is getting really difficult!” again><\/em><\/p>\n

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       1. Jumping over practice<\/li>\n
       2. Teaching a horse to jump water<\/li>\n
       3. Throwing your rubbish in<\/li>\n
       4. Keeping rescued sea birds<\/li>\n
       5. Floating small boats<\/li>\n
       6. Trying to float toy submarine<\/li>\n
       7. Testing your wet suit one limb at a time<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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